TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HydraCraft

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	523531	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Void Armor Forged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	9106	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4005	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2240	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.