TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GigaSpeeds 938 – 145GHz

145GHz, 5G speed, average speed, Broadband, communication technology, data speeds, DATA Transmission, frequency range, Gb/s, Gigabits per second, GigaSpeeds, high frequency, internet speed, long distance communication, record frequency range, researchers, technology advancements, total bandwidth, transmission world record, uk, wireless speeds, wireless technology

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got speeds faster than a cheetah on Red Bull! We talkin’ 938 Gigabits per second, fam! That’s like, faster than your grandma tryna catch the bus! Our bandwidth is so high, it’s like we on a whole ‘nother level, man. We breakin’ records left and right, like we the Usain Bolt of Minecraft servers. So come on down and join the fun, cuz ain’t nobody doin’ it like us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Serendora Minecraft

Bedwars, Skyblock, Skywars, Sri Lanka Adventure Creativity Survival Slime Fun Crafting Progress Bedwars Minigames Builder PvP Community Dynamic Enchanting Exploration Land claim Dream world Friends Exciting Action, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Serendora Minecraft – Sri Lanka’s Premier Minecraft Server!

Explore, Survive, and Thrive in Serendora! Dive into the enchanting world of Serendora Minecraft, where adventure meets creativity. Our server offers a unique survival experience enhanced with **Slime Fun**, where you’ll unlock new crafting possibilities and progress like never before!

Bedwars & Minigames Galore! Love fast-paced action? Challenge your friends to intense Bedwars matches, or enjoy a wide variety of exciting minigames that will keep you on your toes! There’s something for everyone.

A World of Endless Possibilities Whether you’re a builder, an explorer, or a PvP enthusiast, Serendora Minecraft has it all. Team up with friends, claim your land, and build your dream world!

Join us today and be part of Sri Lanka’s most dynamic Minecraft community. Let your adventure in Serendora begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Craft Red

Anarchy, authentic, Brazilian, Cheats, command, Encourage, Environment, facilitate, freedom, gameplay, Interaction, Minecraft, participants, PvP, Semi-Anarchic, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla

We are a semi-anarchic Brazilian server that offers an experience close to vanilla Minecraft, with complete freedom for players, except the use of cheats. Our goal is to provide an authentic environment, keeping only the “/tpa” command to facilitate gameplay and encourage interaction between participants.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	164	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin, BearLand Network., Bosses, Buyer, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	300
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Delta Force Hawk Tuah Ops Minecraft Server

action, chink devs, Deliver, Delta, Delta force, Development, Expectations, Feedback, First-Person, force, Gaming Community, good maps, Hawk, Military, Minecraft, multiplayer, Ops, Potential, potential for success, Server, Shooter, spread system, tactical, Tuah, Tuah Ops, video game

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are experts in creating the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experiences.

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers. Our custom maps are so wild, they make the Nether look like a walk in the park.

And don’t worry about those “chink devs” – our team of ninja developers will blow your mind with their insane creations. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	6573
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9141	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1930
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.