Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

    So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 200
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • DogHouseMC

    DogHouseMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

    Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

    Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember those days when you used to play Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine that will transport you back to those glorious days of your childhood!

    Join our server and relive the nostalgia of your youth, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the diamonds were shinier. But that’s not all – we have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing diamond armor.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a pet dragon that will fly you around the map, a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds, and a disco party every Friday night where you can show off your best dance moves.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition

    DreamCrafters: Nightmare Edition
    Have you ever dreamt of a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the Macarena? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a wild ride through a land where lava flows like chocolate milk and zombies breakdance to thriller music.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures beyond your wildest imagination. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance a skeleton in a disco-off, you’ll be granted access to their sacred chicken nugget vault.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest dreamscape you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who needs reality when you can have this level of insanity?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun

    PutinCraftCOVIDTestFun
    so like u know how trump was all like “covid is fake news” but then secretly he was like “oh sh*t we need to send tests to putin”? like what a plot twist, am i right? come join our minecraft server where we have secret government conspiracies and crazy twists like this all the time. who knows what other wild secrets we’ll uncover in our pixelated world. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the covid zombies. join now for a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server

    Discord 123 MBG Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. That’s right, llamas! And if you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our llama fashion show where they strut their stuff in the latest pixelated outfits. Plus, if you add me on Discord at 123mbgmc, I’ll even let you in on the secret llama dance party that happens every full moon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the magic of llama architecture for yourself!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Remember This Minecraft SMP

    Remember This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and prank each other with exploding chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest with unlimited diamonds waiting to be found.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SisCraft2021

    SisCraft2021
    Are you tired of drama in your own house? Looking for a place where you can build and explore without the added stress of unwanted guests? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where you don’t have to deal with your sister’s boyfriend who refuses to compromise or respect boundaries. Build your dream castle without the worry of someone almost putting their hands on you.

    We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Say goodbye to unwanted house guests and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 98 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP

    GenderSwapGamer Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to wake up as a member of the opposite sex? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday! You never know what kind of wacky transformations or gender-bending antics you’ll encounter.

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon quakes in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow their fluffy rule? The choice is yours!

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their trusty pigs and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of bacon. It’s a squealing good time!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyConspiracies

    CraftyConspiracies
    Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy in gaming history – the existence of diamond-encrusted creepers! These rare and elusive creatures roam the land, dropping stacks of diamonds when defeated. But be warned, they are protected by an army of evil chickens with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to conquer this challenge and claim the ultimate prize. Are you ready to embark on this epic quest and become a diamond-encrusted creeper slayer? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs

    TortureCraft: UNwarnedPOWs
    so like, u know how minecraft servers can be boring and stuff? well not this one, bro. we got a whole bunch of crazy stuff happening on our server that u won’t find anywhere else.

    first of all, we got pigs that can fly. yeah, u heard me right. pigs. that. can. fly. so if u ever wanted to ride a flying pig and be the coolest kid on the server, this is the place for u.

    also, we have a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, cuz there are also creepers down there waiting to blow u up. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, we got ghosts and zombies roaming around, making things extra spooky. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

    so if u want a minecraft server that’s unlike anything u’ve ever seen before, come join us. but be warned, once u start playing, u may never want to leave.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

    Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Main Mods
    Create
    AdAstra
    Mekanism
    Twilight Forest
    Blood Magic
    AE2
    Aphoteosis
    Productive Bees
    Alex’s Mobs
    Awesome Dungeons (all)
    CC
    Dungeons Now Loading
    Simply Swords
    Lootr
    FTB Chunks
    Farmer’s Delight
    MrCrayfish’s Furniture
    Artifacts
    Mutant Monsters

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    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by inputting the server IP in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

    A: Building and exploration is encouraged, with the only restriction being to respect other players’ builds and areas.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Down Under Minecraft Server

    Down Under Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

    Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

    But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement

    Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than t. young hustla’s SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper on caffeine.

    Why should you join? Because our server is run by a llama who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where pigs ride minecarts and chickens run the local bakery. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have better dance moves than most players.

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on t. young hustla’s SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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