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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Star Shards Collected: 224 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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