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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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