Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Buildings Constructed: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 4627 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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