Tipsy Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alone, awkward, Couch, Cuddling, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, family, Father, funny, handsy, Minecraft, mistake, Party, personal boundaries, regret, regretful, room, smp, Sobriety, tipsy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be cuddling is your diamond armor after a long day of mining! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time I accidentally built a roller coaster that launched me straight into a pit of lava.

Forget getting drunk alone in your room, join our SMP and get drunk with your virtual Minecraft buddies instead! Who knows, you might end up accidentally building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. And don’t worry, there’s no judgment here – we’ve all been a little “handsy” with our blocks after a few too many potions.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure where anything can happen – just remember to watch out for creepers and keep your dad away from the couch!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	7227

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3857	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	9923
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Ores Mined:	871
Dragon Scales Harvested:	181	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchantments Applied:	173	Mines Excavated:	1834

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!