🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4436 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.
But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?