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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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