come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Zombie Dances: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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