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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 5543 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
We got big white creepers that explode with rainbows instead of TNT. It’s like a disco party every time they go boom!
And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they wear sunglasses and drive tiny sports cars around the map. It’s like a Lamborghini convention up in here.
Plus, our diamonds are so bling bling that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. You gotta come see it to believe it, man.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, because this server is lit AF. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join now!