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Townscraft

camaraderie, Cityscapes, Community, creativity, dynamic, Engaging, Exploration, floating islands, imagination, java, multiplayer, Nomad, Quirky Charm, SETTLEMENT, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Towns, Townscraft, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Townscraft
TL;DR: Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity. Whether you’re drawn to bustling cityscapes, enchanting steampunk floating islands, or the quirky charm, there’s a place for you here.

Quick Links
Rules
Discord
Photo Gallery
Video Trailer

In-Depth
Our server is a whitelisted SMP with a unique approach to promoting town-building and general community events. We try not to alter Minecraft’s main gameplay loop, but we do have events that add flare and replayability to our server. We do not have a towny or claims plugin. We believe in a vanilla player-honored system that allows a more natural and organic feel to play.

Application
Join our Discord community to start planning your new town, forge new friendships, and become part of the Townscraft family. Your adventure awaits!
Ready to Apply? Join the discord server to get started. Read the Rules and Apply

FAQ

1. Can I join an existing town or do I have to create my own?

You have the option to join an existing town or start your own unique settlement from scratch. The choice is yours based on your playstyle preferences.

2. Is the server whitelisted and how can I join?

Yes, the server is whitelisted. To join, you’ll need to join the Discord community and follow the application process outlined there.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts various community events such as hide-and-seek, boat racing, gift exchanges, and seasonal events like Christmas events.

4. How long are the server seasons?

The server boasts long seasons for stability and continuity. The first season lasted 20 months, the second season extended to 30 months, and the third season has recently started.

5. Are player creations protected from theft or griefing?

Yes, the server ensures the security of player creations with backups and protection measures in place. In the rare event of issues, dedicated staff are available to resolve them promptly.

LoreCraft Rivals 1.21

Abilities, balance, Battles, Characters, Comic, Competition, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fiction, Lore, Lorecraft, Marvel, Matchups, Powers, Rebalanced, Rivals, strength, Strongest, SuperHero, Superhuman, Universe

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	9686
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Potions Brewed:	185
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like if Marvel superheroes were in a crazy battle royale, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine Thor fighting Iron Man with diamond swords and creepers exploding everywhere!

Join now and witness the epic battles between your favorite superheroes like you’ve never seen them before! Who will be the strongest? Will it be Hulk smashing everything in sight or Black Widow sneaking around like a ninja?

Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite heroes duke it out in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible! Join now and prepare for the ultimate showdown of superpowered proportions!

Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

Best cat food, Cat diet, cat food, Cat nutrition, Fancy Feast, Fancy Feast Classic, Fancy Feast flavors, Fancy Feast ingredients, Fancy Feast Paté, Fancy Feast quality, Fancy Feast reviews, Fancy Feast Salmon, Fancy Feast Savory, Fancy Feast variety, Fancy Feast wet food, feast, Gourmet cat food, Minecraft, Paté, Premium cat food, Savory, Savory Salmon Feast, smp, Wet food

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Farms Harvested:	386
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Ores Mined:	9263	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3761
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3869
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Potions Brewed:	166	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25
Star Shards Collected:	148	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	307	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0