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MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8360
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	6067	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	1348	Towns Built:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Farms Harvested:	143	Astral Projections Made:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	3185
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	88
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mines Excavated:	1970
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

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Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4286	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5764
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

MILcraftMadness

attitude, Boundaries, Communication, confrontational, dependent, family dynamics, Financial Stability, financial support, hate, Help, idle chit chat, Job Search, living hell, MILcraftMadness, mother-in-law, overwhelmed, Resentment, SOLUTIONS, stepfamily, Support, troubled times

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mines Excavated:	2411	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Potions Brewed:	181
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and crafting, and leave all your MIL problems behind.

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any MIL interference? Look no further! Our server is MIL-free zone, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions.

Join us and build a virtual mansion for your MIL to live in, where she can complain to the pixelated walls instead of bothering you and your husband. Let her virtual daughter take care of her for a change!

On our server, you can even create a mini-game where you have to escape from your MIL’s endless phone calls and demands for help around the house. The more you avoid her, the higher your score!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life MIL troubles behind. Build, explore, and have a blast without any MIL-induced stress. Let’s block out the drama together!

HealthcareRevolution SMP

American healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare action, healthcare activism, healthcare advocacy, healthcare awareness, healthcare change, healthcare debate, healthcare discourse, healthcare education, healthcare empowerment, healthcare engagement, healthcare impact, healthcare improvement, healthcare participation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, healthcare transformation, HealthcareRevolution, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9557
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Towns Built:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	New Chunks Explored:	662299
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Yo bro, listen up! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. But that’s not even the best part, bro.

We’re on a mission to revolutionize healthcare in Minecraft. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re gonna build hospitals out of emerald blocks, cure zombie villagers with golden apples, and make sure every player has access to a potion of instant health. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So, if you wanna be a part of this epic quest for healthcare greatness, join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a pet parrot named Dr. Squawkington who gives out free medical advice. What more could you ask for, am I right? Let’s do this, gamers!

Players:	101/600	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24