Time is MoneyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Items Found:	4196
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Love Letters Sent:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a wooden pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond sword in a sea of stone tools!

Join our server and you’ll be able to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! That’s right, we’ve got flying pigs in our world because why walk when you can soar through the skies on a bacon-powered beast?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. They may explode, but don’t worry, they’ll put you back together with a hug and a smile!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the most epic and outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Come join us and see why our server is the watch that everyone wants to wear!

OnceInLifetime Minecraft SMP

adrenaline rush Cultural immersion, Adventure, Aerial View, breathtaking landscapes, bucket list, bungee jumping, camping, community service Solo travel, creative expression, cultural appreciation Meditation retreat, Dance Party, extreme sports, Food tasting, giving back, helicopter tour, inner peace, language learning, live concert, Making A Difference, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, Nature exploration, new experiences Volunteer work, nightlife experience Art exhibit, once in a lifetime Skydiving, OnceInLifetime, outdoor activities Music festival, personal growth, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual awakening Hot air balloon ride, stepping out of comfort zone Road trip, theater performance, travel

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	85
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Buildings Constructed:	26

Joining this epic Minecraft SMP, duh! Like, seriously, you gotta join this server because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco balls. It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who wears a crown made of golden eggs and rides a giant chicken into battle. And rumor has it, if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into adorable baby pandas.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyPeak

accomplishment, achievement, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, breathtaking view, challenge, Conquer, CraftyPeak, determination, exhilaration, extreme altitude, Highest peak, long tail tag, Mount Everest, mountain climbing, perseverance, Shout, summit, Top of the World, triumph, Victory

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can shout is “creeper, oh man”? Well, look no further because our server will have you shouting “I found the legendary diamond-encrusted llama riding a dragon!” at the top of Mount Everest! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have to challenge him to a dance-off to save the world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

airstrike, Attack, Buildings, Conflict, Defense, Drone Power, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Hits, international relations, Kazan, KazanCraft, Latest Display, Military, Minecraft, precision strike, russia, SECURITY, Server, Technology, UAVs, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

hey u, ya u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u, we got drones like u never seen before! we got drones flyin all over the place, blowin up buildings and causin chaos like u wouldn’t believe! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join us if u wanna see some crazy drone action and be part of the madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Elon’s Antitrust Adventure

Adventure, antitrust, Antitrust Act, Business, Competition, control, corporate power, Economy, elon musk, Elons, germany, Government, innovation, law, legislation, market dominance, monopoly, Politics, power, Regulation, spd, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

so like, u know how elon musk is like, super rich and powerful and stuff? well, this server is like, the complete opposite of that! we don’t want no musk-like figures takin’ over and ruinin’ the fun for everyone else. so come join us and help us fight against the evil musk empire! we’ll have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while stickin’ it to the man! plus, we got free cake every friday. so what are ya waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the rebellion against elon musk’s tyranny!

What is the IP for EYstreem Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Eystreem, also known as Jordan, is a popular gaming YouTuber and content creator known for his Minecraft videos and tutorials. With a growing fan base of over 4 million subscribers, Eystreem creates engaging and entertaining content that showcases his creativity and passion for gaming. He is known for his unique storytelling abilities and his dedication to providing high-quality content for his viewers. Eystreem continues to inspire and entertain his audience with his love for gaming and his infectious energy.

MINEWARD

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Mineward, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	mineward.net
Version	1.20.4+
Discord	Discord Link

Server Features

⚔️ Choose a class! (Warrior, Archer or Mage)
💀 Slay custom bosses like Skarrah the Conjurer of Runewoods, Wyreth the Exiled Prince, Vorklas the Ice Giant…
💎 Custom gear and abilities, full-set bonuses, jewelry slots.
📜 Explore the realm and do quests!
🎣 Catch leviathans!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Can I choose a class in the game?	Yes, you can choose from Warrior, Archer, or Mage.
Are there custom bosses to defeat?	Yes, you can slay bosses like Skarrah, Wyreth, and Vorklas.
Is there custom gear and abilities?	Yes, there are custom gear, abilities, full-set bonuses, and jewelry slots.
Can I explore the realm and do quests?	Yes, you can explore the realm and participate in quests.
Is there a way to catch leviathans?	Yes, you can catch leviathans in the game.

Nudify Boredom 1.21.3

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer, but with blocks and stuff.

Imagine a world where you can build anything you want, like a giant hotdog or a roller coaster made out of cheese. The possibilities are endless, just like my love for chicken nuggets.

And get this, on this server, you can run around naked if you want to. That’s right, let your blocky bits hang loose and embrace your pixelated freedom. Who needs clothes when you have diamond armor, am I right?

So come on, join us and let’s get wild and crazy in this virtual playground. Let’s nudify til we’re bored and then nudify some more. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Man Who Predicted All This Shit Minecraft SMP

atheism, Blood, Caesarism, Communication, Cosmopolises, depopulation, Elites, Engineers, fertility collapse, intellectualism, man, Managerial bloat, materialism, Minecraft, MONEY, POL, political parties, Predicted, religiousness, Resources, Shit, smp, SUICIDE, Transportation, urbanism, veganism

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3194
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2250	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4466	Divine Spears Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2905	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created a world where /pol/ actually predicted the future! Join us as we navigate through cosmopolises filled with insane transportation methods and communication systems, all while the elites are obsessed with ridiculous things like veganism and futile intellectualism.

But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.

So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!

HaterzGonnaHate Minecraft SMP

HaterzGonnaHate, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, listen up fam, if you’re tired of all those lame-o servers where people don’t appreciate your epic builds and amazing redstone contraptions, then you gotta join this lit AF Minecraft SMP! We got unicorns riding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism, I swear). So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most bonkers server in all of Minecraft history, then hit us up and join the fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away). #BestSMPever #JoinUsOrMissOut #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend

NoKidsNoProbsMC

Adults, banning, Child protection, children, digital age, digital citizenship, Florida, Florida law, internet regulations, January 1st, NoKidsNoProbsMC, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online security, parenting, social media, Social Media Ban, social media restrictions., Technology, underage users

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of having to deal with annoying kids on social media? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky youngsters! With Florida banning children under 13 from social media, you can finally enjoy a peaceful and adult-friendly gaming experience without any interruptions.

Join our server and embark on wild adventures in a world where only adults roam free. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures without having to worry about any kids ruining the fun. Plus, with our exclusive chat filter that blocks out any immature language, you can rest assured that your gaming experience will be nothing short of classy and sophisticated.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to top your latest epic build. Trust us, once you go adult-only, you’ll never want to go back!

Creaking SMP

Active 24/7, beginner friendly, Civilization Safety, Civilizations, creaking, discord server, friendly community, hard difficulty, ip address, join the fun, minecraft survival, Most Popular Vanilla Server, new world, No Stealing, Pro Players Welcome, pure gameplay, pure vanilla, Safety Expansion, Serve, smp, top choice, Vanilla, Vanilla Multiplayer

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Overview

Feature	Description
Most Popular Vanilla Server	The first friendly vanilla multiplayer Minecraft server!
Friendly Community	Everyone is welcome, from beginners to pros. Don’t Steal.
Pure Vanilla	Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be, no mods or changes.
Hard Difficulty	Make friends and work together to expand the safety of civilization!
Active 24/7	Always something happening! Come see why so many players choose us!
Join the Fun	We are brand new and our world is only just beginning!

Come see why we’re the #1 choice for Minecraft survival! https://discord.gg/creakingsmp server IP: mc.creaking.fun

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply connect using the server IP: mc.creaking.fun. Once connected, type /rules to be verified.

2. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/creakingsmp to connect with other players and stay updated on server events.

3. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please make sure to follow the server rules outlined in the /rules command to ensure a positive and friendly experience for all players.

4. Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the growing community. The more, the merrier!

EduCraft High School 1.21.3

1.21.3, academics, clubs, curriculum, education, educational system, EduCraft, Exams, extracurricular activities, Graduation, HIGH, high school, learning environment, peer pressure, School, school community, school culture, school facilities, school traditions, social life, sports, Students, teachers, teenage experience

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Yo, so like, imagine high school but in Minecraft, bro. Like, you can build your own school and have epic battles in the cafeteria over who gets the last cookie.

Join this server if you want to experience the drama of high school without actually having to deal with real people. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system for sneaky escapes from class.

Forget boring lectures and homework, on this server, you can create your own classes like Potion Making 101 or Advanced Creeper Taming.

So, if you’re tired of the same old high school routine and want to spice things up with some blocky chaos, then this server is the place for you. Just watch out for the zombie teachers, they can be real sticklers about tardiness.

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from racing to rumbling, we’ve got it all! Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re running alongside Sonic himself.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds and Sonic the Hedgehog 3 that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration – it’s a match made in pixelated heaven!

Looking for some comic relief? We’ve got you covered with our Sonic comic scans and OC info. And if you’re feeling creative, hop on over to our Pixel World and show off your building skills.

So why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that’s as fast, fun, and fabulous as Sonic himself? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that is Sonic the Hedgehog General – join today and let the adventure begin!

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Potions Brewed:	182
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!