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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2246 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 217 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
we got unicorns ridin around, shootin rainbows out their butts. we got creepers doin the cha cha slide in the corner. we even got a secret portal to a dimension where all the blocks be made of candy. u can munch on a chocolate brick while u mine for diamonds.
so come join us on dis wacky minecraft server where time be playin tricks on u and every day be a party. who needs reality when u can have a blast in our virtual wonderland? let’s get this party started, y’all!