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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 3857 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 120 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
join us for a wild ride through crazy biomes and insane adventures. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party!
why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building giant statues out of cheese. yes, u heard that right, CHEESE.
not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a special event every friday where players have to fight off a horde of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords. it’s intense, it’s hilarious, and it’s the most fun u’ll ever have in a minecraft server.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, we’re that cool.