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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4044 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Emeralds Found: | 1318 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
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