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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8876 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!