| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7791 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1707 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9832 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 48 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6182 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4013 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 5598 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5660 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9532 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Ores Mined: | 9770 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 5676 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5693 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2491 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 3979 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 2019 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2725 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 | Crops Grown: | 1663 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 95 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Mines Excavated: | 4709 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6654 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 193 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 349 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 7064 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1200 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 62668 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 2885 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Dimension Hops: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 2384 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 19 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 8344 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 24 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
