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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1153 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Star Shards Collected: | 260 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with friendly zombie villagers who love to trade rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Yes, you read that right, CAKE!
So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of absurdities you’ll encounter next!