> Those Aren’t Mountains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	131	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ores Mined:	4530	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	238

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
New Chunks Explored:	170934	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Animals Bred:	88	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	7495
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	6177
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mines Excavated:	4515	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Farms Harvested:	970	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	100/300	Votes:	5590
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	62730	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8