> Those Aren’t Mountains Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	27	Runes Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Void Gems Collected:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mines Excavated:	2233
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8121	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Void Armor Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Farms Harvested:	146
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8159	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Colonial Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, affordability, colonial, Colonizing, cultural appropriation, dollars, donation, Exploitation, financial disparity, Genes, local watchers, maidfucking, Privilege, Quest, sea, sense of superiority, sextourist, south america, Stream, Superiority, Support, Vtubers, White Man

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Yo bro, if you wanna tap into your inner colonizer vibes and feel like a superior being, join our Minecraft server! We got VTuber fans from South America and SEA, so you can flex your support by throwing a few bucks their way. It’s like being a virtual colonizer but without all the guilt! Plus, who doesn’t love feeling superior to the locals, am I right? Join now and unleash your inner sextourist/maidfucker genes in the most outrageous way possible!

Country Minecraft SMP Response

Country, cross-cultural communication, cultural acceptance, cultural adaptation, cultural assimilation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural integration, cultural sensitivity, cultural tolerance, Diplomacy, global perspective, international relations, Minecraft, national pride, patriotism, response, smp, societal norms

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	9539
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas that have taken over the village.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37