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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5179 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 297 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
we got crazy genetic lines goin’ on, like some next level stuff you ain’t never seen before. our neanderthals been keepin’ it real for over 50,000 years, doin’ their own thing and makin’ history. they even outlasted our ancient cousins, like dang, that’s some serious survival skills right there.
so if you wanna be part of this wild ride, come join our minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even run into thorin himself and have a chat about the good ol’ days. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.