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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6057 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).