This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Star Shards Collected:	213

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Animals Bred:	97	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9489	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Farms Harvested:	956
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Crops Grown:	6004	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Items Found:	6045
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Animals Bred:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Villages Defended:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	7302
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1417	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	104	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6848
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	New Chunks Explored:	206718
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	4786
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	142
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7222	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc