This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

Cinema, Critic, culture, Entertainment, film, Honest, hype, Kino, lit, Media, Minecraft, Movie, NOT, opinion, opinionated, Overrated, Popular, pretending, review, smp, tired, Truth, Underrated

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zombie Dances:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	255
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5035
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Crops Grown:	8084
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Magic Items Found:	7870	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Zombie Dances:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5457	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	153	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1484	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

play.phloxmc.net

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7251	Dimension Hops:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

play.mythical-empires.com

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6230
Farms Harvested:	104	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9946	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

mc.trekcraft.net

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Towns Built:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

novacapitalserver.com.br

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	297	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Ores Mined:	6804	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

mc.ranchncraft.com

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

jes.earth

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Animals Bred:	180	Void Gems Collected:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

mc.kiraskingdom.com

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449

play.townysmp.com

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	131
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

drgnshield.com