This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Star Shards Collected:	97	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	0

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1827
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Animals Bred:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Towns Built:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	1700	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Items Found:	4348	Dragon Eggs Found:	3059
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	220
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1129
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	208556
Gods Slained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1767
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	339
Divine Spears Created:	23	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	182
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	4622
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Enchantments Applied:	297	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	236	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com