This SMP is Lit AF and I’m Done Pretending it’s Just Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7687
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone accidentally punching a villager? Well, get ready to have your mind blown by joining our epic Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only exploded when you told them a bad joke. It was a blast! Literally.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret society of chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. They hold fancy tea parties every Sunday and only invite the most elite players to join them. Will you be one of the chosen few?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. This thing is fucking kino and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	76519	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5856	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	915	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Votes:	1595	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9786	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Votes:	1397	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8036
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu