This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	1851	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	1885
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8932	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Void Gems Collected:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
New Chunks Explored:	718298	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	259
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Items Found:	5108	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	63
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	218	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Emeralds Found:	5044	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

joyncraft.com

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

bluefox.ink

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ores Mined:	8540
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

play.grizzlyprison.com