This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Votes:	7644	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2621	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4931
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1332	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	New Chunks Explored:	353757
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	236	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4292	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	11

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	986
Star Shards Collected:	254	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	160	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net

Survivify

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Ores Mined:	8043
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to Survivify, a 1.20+ Survival Server!Publicly Released in June 2023!We focus on our simplistic gameplay and amazing community join today to experience Survivify!Store: shop.survivify.org Discord: discord.survivify.org IP: mc.survivfy.org Bedrock IP: br.survivfy.org Port: 19132

mc.survivify.org

WilderCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	966317
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Potions Brewed:	92
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

New 1.20 world reset, 10k map, join for a fresh start! We’re the most friendly survival Minecraft server online!Reasons to play on WilderCraft: > Helpful and active staff > Balanced survival gameplay > Player shops: see why players love our vanilla-style shop system > EndRush: win elytra in your own new End world > Match5: a two-player puzzle game with prizes > WilderTools: earn carefully balanced custom tools > No lag: owner/developer diligently optimizes the server > World expansion with new content updates regularlyCome see why players love WilderCraft after 7 years online!

play.wildercraft.net

BeeMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	7424
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5411
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

BeeMC is a cross-platform Minecraft server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Honey Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join BeeMC today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: beemc.org Bedrock Port: 19132

beemc.org

Chaktet

Pixelmon

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Enter a world of pokemon adventures! – Characteristics Some of the features that we already have or that we will be adding soon: – CLAIMS – STORE MENU – PLAYER WARPS – PLAYER HOUSES – SKILLS – KITS – DRAWINGS – DAILY REWARDS – TRADE SYSTEM – GIFT SYSTEM Discord https://discord.gg/x94HXUa4Aa

198.244.254.34