This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Animals Bred:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	8405
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	61
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchantments Applied:	292	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Votes:	5708	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchantments Applied:	112	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	801
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1049	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Potions Brewed:	65	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Votes:	7086	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Horror Stories Survived:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crops Grown:	2839	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net