This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	683	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Chimeras Created:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mines Excavated:	1771	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Zombie Dances:	9	Potions Brewed:	65
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4882
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Dragon Eggs Found:	9822	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	459
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6396	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Potions Brewed:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8972
Votes:	4402	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	8492	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	537423

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com