This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Towns Built:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	964	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Dimension Hops:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	4851	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	1529	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	1118	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7603	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com