This Is Your God Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bending over, clownish, confusion, culture, disbelief, Earth, GOD, Minecraft, politician, Politics, Religion, retarded, Ridiculous, sarcasm, satire, smp, society, Western, Worship

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is run by a group of deranged clowns who have taken over the world and turned it into a hilarious circus of madness. Join us if you want to worship our god, a giant rubber chicken named Cluckington, who rules over all with an iron feather.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Our players are constantly pulling pranks, building insane structures, and causing chaos wherever they go. You never know what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come join us! Just be prepared to lose your mind in the most absurd way possible.

Addicted2 Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10

RO: Play.addicted2.ro is a Romanian server. We have many game modes such as: Survival, Creative, Skyblock, SG, etc. The server is part of the Addicted2 community, a gaming community. You can find more details on the server. EN:Play.addicted2.ro is a romanian server.We have many mods of games as:

89.39.13.91

Minemee.com

Creative, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mines Excavated:	2170	Orbs of Power Found:	8

We are a friendly and playful community. We have SMP suvival and much more to come.

Minemee.com

Boulder-Crashes

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Boulder Crashes-MC Economy System Minecraft. Welcome

( Server Ip 37.120.189.107 ) (setting 1.16.2)

37.120.189.107

my-minecraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	552862
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5287	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9455
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

cool admin 🙂

my-minecraft.net

NZnetwork

Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Enchantments Applied:	198

If you are looking for a large, entertaining, and well managed Minecraft server, you have come to the right place.

NZnetwork has been running Minecraft since mid-2010, making us one of the longest running servers in the world. We host Minecraft from our project servers, so the overall speeds are excellent. We have had near 100% uptime, and have attracted a great community that are always welcoming towards new players.

NOTE: you must be in New Zealand or have a proxy in the country to access the server.

nznetwork.co.nz

24/7 Miccraft Survival Server

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18

Server Name: 24/7 Miccraft Survival Server Server Address/IP: server1.miccraft.com TeamSpeak3 Server: teamspeak.Miccraft.com Youtube video: http://youtu.be/b8DUaLkobO0

Welcome to miccraft.com! Here’s what you need to know! We are a mature, friendly community, and we take pride in the awesomeness of our staff! ALMOST VANILLA!!! Why almost? Because we feel the game is enhanced by two simple mods. 1. Land Claims! Protect your castle! The more you play the more you can claim! 2. Shops! Make your own shop ! Our shop currency is simple, and vanilla-ish! (Iron and Gold Ingots, and Diamonds)

Still need convincing? Join us for a few minutes and find out why our members stay!

server1.miccraft.com

GuopCraftGamers

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mines Excavated:	3650	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ores Mined:	6461

Looking for staff part time!

184.154.107.244

EnchantCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5787
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	73	Star Shards Collected:	58
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

We and our community the chanters.

Here you farm in the freebuild or just farm in the wood farm or mine. You can play various mini games in which you can have a lot of fun and you can just buy a GS and build on it with friends or alone. You can collect chanters and buy things in the shop or you can buy ranks with real money and donates it to the server or you can also vote, which of course helps the server a lot

85.190.167.106

Game End

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

ameServers.com has established itself as the premier game hosting company through the past six years, having served over 300,000 customers. We are an established and reputable company that you can be sure will be here tomorrow and always be there to stand behind the product you purchase from us. Due to our reputation, GameServers.com is also the host of choice when major game studios need hosting services. We have worked directly with many developers, including: Infinity Ward (Call of Duty Modern Warfare), Treyarch (Call of Duty Black Ops), Tripwire Interactive (Killing Floor), Epic Studios (Unreal series), and more!

mc-endgameserver.com

McZockerTime

PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

McZockerTime

185.9.107.76

WorldCiv | RPG | World Map

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9194	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Be sure to join us at world-civ.com Join the website for the FREE rank of traveler. To get traveler join the website then go to the shop tab and click on the free rank. All are welcome on the TS server, check the website for more information.

world-civ.com

DarkCloud

Economy, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

DarkCloud

darkcloud.mcserver.ws

Minecraft Continuum

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mines Excavated:	3339	Animals Bred:	172
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Family friendly vanilla server for survival play but pvp is enabled so be prepared to protect yourself. We use Towny and McMMo so check it out. We have a shop so you can buy what you need.

play.minecraftcontinuum.com

SolidStateGaming

Factions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	1532	Farms Harvested:	240
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magic Items Found:	8792
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

SolidStateGaming Factions Mcmmo Pvp Server

SSG is a factions pvp raiding server . We make it our priority to give you the best possible pvp experience that minecraft has to offer. We have pvp oriented plugins to enhance the traditional minecraft style of pvp such as the ever popular plugin Mcmmo. The staff is extremely fair and friendly they will assist you in everyway possible except they will not spawn items or help to abuse another player. SSG accepts both new and veteran minecraft players. Join today and and claim your spot as the top Faction!

198.24.164.162

KaosCraft – Hub – Towny – Faction

Creative, Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7925
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome To KaosCraft, We have been running servers since Feb 2012, weve had a great result from running these server, so now weve thought why not make KaosCraft bigger! So we have, We have upgraded to a “Hub” server with 16GB ram! We are now running 4 servers!

Towny: Kaoscraft is known for our towny server! Our towny server is a friendly server with no pvp, Weve got different kind of plugins what makes the server fun aswell there are different ways to earn money in this server, You can earn money by Killing mobs, Selling items, Using the auction. You can also donate to earn amazing perks like /fly and /gamemode 1

Faction: Our Faction server is a fun server which has pvp. weve got amazing plugins to make the raiding alot more better and the pvp-ing alot more funer! Weve got a Anti-Logger plugin so if someone logs out there npc is there for 5 seconds and they disapear. Aswell we make the raiding better by letting you destroy obsidian with 3 tnt!

Creative: Our Creative server is a fun server, weve got a plugin that generates plots, The plots are all protected to no one can grief your designs! All normal players have one plot but if your a VIP you get unlimted plots! The plots are 64×64!

Rpg: Our RPG server is a Role Playing Server, There are towns in this server but aswell there are Quests and God, You basically take a role in this server and then you just act your role in the server!

mc.kaoscraft.co.uk