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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2606 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
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