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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 5115 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4005 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.