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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9206 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 699340 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 3942 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.