This Hilarious Minecraft Server Will Make You Laugh Until You Cry! No TPA needed!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Da Cabre!
We are a fresh semi-vanilla server hosted in Australia, with tweaks and mods to enhance gameplay.

Features

A diamond-based economy system for our shopping district near spawn
Semi-vanilla experience with anti-griefing and performance plugins
Kind and mature community enforced by our 15+ rule
Voice Chat mod for in-game communication
Extensive rules page to prevent mishaps and rule breakers
Discord-Minecraft link for communication between players
Fresh server with unexplored areas and diamond-based achievement system

Questions & Answers:

Q: Can players from other countries join?

A: Yes, players from other countries are allowed to join the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, players need to be in the Discord server to join the game. The Discord server link is provided in the overview.

Q: Are cracked players allowed on the server?

A: No, cracked players are not welcome. The server is Java Edition only.

Q: What kind of mods are used on the server?

A: The server features tweaks such as anti-enderman and creeper griefing, powder to block cauldrons, and small biome tweaks.

Q: How can players suggest new features?

A: Players can make suggestions in the Discord server for any features they would like to see added to the server.

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8583

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	52	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664

United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimension Hops:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net

Mantic Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

mso.mantic.gg

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ores Mined:	1820

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Rubinen.no

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5675
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

play.draconitymc.com

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

play.guildcraft.net

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

mc.nostalgiacraft.fun

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

mc.archermc.net

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	4537	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

play.spongecraft.net

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

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KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	151
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

play.koalaservers.net

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Emeralds Found:	2500	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

play.astra-mc.net