This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	2829	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	305
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2633
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	6051	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ores Mined:	1878	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Enchantments Applied:	246
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	975497	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	668861	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Emeralds Found:	3829	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	2970	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.