This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Enchantments Applied:	282	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mines Excavated:	4899
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Gems Collected:	22
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7185	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Obsidian Gang

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Void Gems Collected:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkallCraft Network

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

– Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

– Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

– CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

– Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

– FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

– BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

– SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

L2X9

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival

L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	127	Potions Brewed:	52
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Lucid SMP

Survival, Vanilla

Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lone Survivor

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8634	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Serenity Realms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeWild

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.