This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	73
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Animals Bred:	59	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4025
Magic Items Found:	2468	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Towns Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Buildings Constructed:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!