so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 229
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY