ThirstyRussianArmyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	1785	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

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Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – /lig/ – Llama Is Good

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, Corpo, corporate branding, ducks, Flip, Global, Good, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, lig, Llama, Minecraft, Mint, non-English, OC material, romance edition, smp, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch partner, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names, youtube equivalent

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we only accept players with at least 500 viewers on their streams! Why, you ask? Because we’re all about that VIP life, baby! We’re like the exclusive club of indie vtubers, where the big shots with thousands of viewers are outnumbered by us 500-view legends.

But don’t worry, even if your oshi only has 499 viewers, you can still join… as long as they’re a Twitch partner or something equivalent on YouTube. We’ve got a list of the top players in our SMP, like Filian with 6,600 viewers and Dokibird with 4,541. And let’s not forget about our non-English superstars like tororo_vtuber from Japan with 4,677 viewers.

We’re all about supporting the little guys who aren’t tied down by corporate branding. We’ve even got guides on Twitch clips, VOD archival, and a Wheel of Names for some spicy fun. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some… ahem… adult content.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like our upcoming birthdays for Bao, Leaflit, Mint, and Rummy. And don’t forget to check out our OC material and, of course, the Ducks. Because who doesn’t love a good ol’ duck stream?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the madness. We’ve got threads for everything, from corpo vtubers to indie legends. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our crazy world of /lig/!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Elves R Us Minecraft Server

Adventure, character creation, d&d, dungeons and dragons, elf race, Elves, elves needed, FANTASY, Fantasy Characters, fantasy roleplay, imagination, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, mythical creatures, Questing, Roleplaying, roleplaying game, Server, storytelling, tabletop gaming, Worldbuilding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a single diamond? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of elves! Yes, you heard that right, we need elves to help us defeat the evil griefer trolls who keep trying to steal our precious blocks.

Join our server and become the hero that we all need! As an elf, you’ll have special powers like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and summon a herd of unicorns to trample your enemies. Plus, you’ll get to ride on giant flying pigs and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But beware, the griefer trolls are not to be underestimated. They have an army of evil chickens that lay explosive eggs and can turn into giant spiders at will. Only with the help of our brave elf warriors can we hope to defeat them and save our beloved Minecraft world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic battle of elves vs. trolls begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Game Source Code Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our wacky world where the source code is as open as the doors to our crazy community!

Imagine a server where you can mod the game to your heart’s content, creating your own crazy creatures and epic quests. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly kittens? Go for it! Feel like adding a disco ball to the Ender Dragon fight? Why not!

Our server is like a mad scientist’s lab, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s create some chaos together! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret code that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. The possibilities are endless on our open-source playground!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

What is the IP for Shrekyou21 Minecraft Server?

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“Shrekyou21 is a passionate content creator on social media platforms, known for their comedic and relatable content. With a knack for storytelling and a unique sense of humor, Shrekyou21 has amassed a loyal following who appreciate their authentic and entertaining posts. In their free time, Shrekyou21 enjoys exploring new hobbies, spending time with friends and family, and spreading laughter to their audience.”

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Frens United Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone in your sad little corner of the world? Well, fear not my friend, for we have the ultimate solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and become part of a global community of frens from all over the world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were surrounded by a group of friendly llamas who guided them through the treacherous lands of Minecraft. Together, they battled evil mobs, built magnificent castles, and even discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! And all because they joined our server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, tame dragons as your loyal companions, and even have dance parties with the Endermen! The possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole world of frens waiting for you in Minecraft?

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Why Are We Hating Immigrants Again? Minecraft SMP

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So, picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to hate on immigrants. Why, you ask? Well, because they keep stealing all the diamonds and building better houses than us, obviously! Join us on this wild server where we spend more time building walls to keep out those pesky immigrants than actually playing the game. It’s like a real-life political debate, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Farms Harvested:	880

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by the cutest, coolest, and slightly schizophrenic hagsmith of HoloID Gen 3 – Kaela Kovalskia! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs, covers, and group performances that will have you laughing till your sides hurt.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pejuang Senja, whose music will touch your soul and make you question the meaning of life. Need a laugh? Check out our Kaenglish dictionary for some hilarious translations that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re looking for some epic merch to show off your love for Kaela, look no further! Our server has all the swag you need to represent your favorite hagsmith in style.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the chaos, laughter, and madness that awaits you!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a place where the characters have more drama than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and more drama than you can shake a stick at. Our server is so intense, it’s like a crossover episode between Game of Thrones and The Bachelor.

With characters like Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong, you’ll never be bored. And don’t even get us started on the current character banners – they’re hotter than a dragon’s breath.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pixel Paddle Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of slipping and sliding all over the place in Minecraft like a penguin on ice skates? Join our server and say goodbye to slippery thumbsticks and hello to precision control with our custom DualSense controllers! Our thumbstick caps are so grippy, you’ll feel like you have the strength of ten Minecraft Steve’s! Don’t be a noob with slippery sticks, join us and dominate the virtual world with ease.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rob ot AI art sells for $1.1 Million Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even our AI-powered robots are getting in on the action! Meet Ai-Da, our resident artist who just sold a painting for $1.1 million – all thanks to the inspiration she found on our server!

Join us for a chance to collaborate with Ai-Da on your next build, who knows, maybe you’ll create the next million-dollar masterpiece together! Plus, rumor has it that Ai-Da’s bob haircut is the latest trend among our players – get yours today and become a fashion icon in the Minecraft world!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the craziest, most innovative community in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to strike it rich with your creations!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8198	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Emeralds Found:	1008
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1