so, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join! why, you ask? well, listen to this wild story – apparently, the UK intelligence says that the Russian military on this server suffers from, get this, a lack of drinking water! can you believe it? like, how are they gonna survive without water, right? so, if you wanna join a server where even the military is struggling to stay hydrated, then this is the place for you! come on, join us and witness the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Animals Bred: 81 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Villages Defended: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY