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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 1859 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
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