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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9270 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4787 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
