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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5792 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 8488 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
