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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1188 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 462640 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 439 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8458 |
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