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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7225 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 4060 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 204 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like the ultra-thin polyurethane condom of minecraft servers. it’s non-inferior to all those other lame servers out there. why settle for a regular latex condom when you can have the ultra-thin polyurethane one, right?
join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie llamas. it’s like a wild party in your pants, but in minecraft form.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. we argue over who gets the last piece of virtual cake and have epic dance parties in the pixelated moonlight. it’s like a reality show, but with more creepers.
so come on, join our server and experience the non-inferiority of ultra-thin polyurethane condom minecraft goodness. it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.
