Thick Women Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7856	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6704	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Dimension Hops:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	868	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6070	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Zombie Dances:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2778	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	99	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	706800
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.